Total Medals Earned: 1,427 (From 239 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,260 Points
Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Complete the first 5 acts
Complete acts 5-10
Complete acts 10-15
Check the Credits Page!
Complete acts 15-20
Complete all the acts!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!