Total Medals Earned: 1,427 (From 239 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,260 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 9/23 (135/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (110/110 points)
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the balloon
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (175/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)
Get 1 A-rank
Finish all levels in the Forest of Noob
Finish all levels in the Minus Sea
Finish all levels in Spoony City
Collect 100 berries
Collect 300 berries
Collect 600 berries
Get 10 A-ranks
Get 25 A-ranks
Get 45 A-ranks
Kill all plants in Level 1-13 (then beat it)
Bounce on 20 trampolines in a single level (then beat it)
Die 20 times in a single level (then beat it)
Medals Earned: 19/25 (585/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 900 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/405 points)
Kill 15 henchlings
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.